♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪
Give me a break.
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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[THUNDER]
Get them. That's it.
Come on. Nail them.
Yeah! Woo-hoo!
Go get 'em! Ow!
[QUACKING]
What do you think you're doing, Donatello?
We're watching something.
Yeah. An ace duck film festival.
April's doing a special report she wants us to watch.
This is April O'Neill
at the army testing laboratory,
about to bring you
the first public demonstration
of a new super laser.
Sorry--
interruption, folks--
electrical storm.
Whoa, dudes,
am I glad I'm not out in this rain.
Hey, you're part turtle. You love water.
Totally bogus concept, bud.
This is the laser's power source.
The electrical energy required is enormous,
1.3 gigawatts.
Whoa! Fantabuloso.
Uh, how much is a gigawatt?
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: You wouldn't want it
to show up on your light bill.
This laser beam can cut through any material
known to man.
Now the laser will be turned up to full power
to cut through this foot-thick steel block.
Aah! Aah!
Look out! Aah!
A bolt of lightning just overloaded the laser.
Hold on. Something just arrived
from some sort of space in space.
Wow. What a ride.
I wonder where I am.
That creature!
What is it?
It must be an enemy alien. Take it down.
Hmm. Inhabitants shooting at one another.
This can only be earth.
Hey, what's the story?
I don't know.
But I ain't waiting for no sequel.
That thing is getting out of hand.
We've got to stop it now.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
That tickles.
An extremely ancient laser model.
I hope it wasn't a family heirloom.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
What is this thing?
Whatever it is, I know someone
who'd love to get his hands on it.
You mean...
Who else?
I want that robot.
Now, krang,
you can't have everything you see on TV.
Ooh, if you're real good,
maybe you'll get one for Christmas.
Quiet, you mutant morons!
I've never seen such a robot.
It's invulnerable to laser weapons.
It's not from any world I know.
Wait, did you see that?
It's called a neck.
Something I'm sure you'd like to have.
Ooh, just because I'm all brain
doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
This robot's neck
is possibly its only vulnerable spot.
If you can place this docilator on its neck,
it will override the robot's programming
so we can control it.
Imagine an entire army
of invincible robots from another dimension--
all eager to serve me.
This is something
you just happened to have lying around, right.
We've got to keep the story moving.
Remember...
The docilator's batteries will not last long.
You must return with the robot immediately.
Don't worry. We shall not fail.
I wish I had a dimension x dollar
for every time I've heard that.
It looks like the army really wants
this robot intruder...
Badly.
[COWBOY VOICE] Howdy, ma'am.
Oh.
What are you doing?
I'm rescuing you from comanches.
April's in serious trouble.
I'll say.
She's got to listen to that bad cowboy dialect.
Let's go, turtles.
Put me down, you big lug.
You heard the lady. Put her down.
Oh, turtles, am I glad to see you.
Hmm. More hostile earthlings...
Or something.
So much for the direct approach.
I've got an idea.
Michelangelo and I
will keep that thing busy
while you and Donatello attack from behind.
Taste hot lead, you sidewinders.
Wha--hey!
Are you no-good polecats trying to bushwhack me?
At least get it right.
We're turtles.
Michelangelo, what are you doing?
I'm going to try something.
Yo, bro!
Peace, dude.
All right.
Give me three.
What's your name?
And like, where'd you come from?
I am macc--
mobile armored computerized combatant
and I am from sector 4, level 8.
Sector 4, level 8?
What year is this, macc?
A piece of seaweed cake.
It's now 2390 a.D.
He's from 400 years in the future.
We've got company.
I'll handle these galoots.
So much for those bushwhackers.
Listen, macc, it's not safe here.
You'd better come with us.
Be my pleasure, partners.
How come you talk like a cowboy, macc?
There's nothing to watch
on those long interdimensional trips
except ancient Western movies.
Oops.
Going down.
[CRASH]
What happened?
Ain't we a couple of cutups?
This robot is under my control now, turtles.
I am under your control.
Oh, great. Shredder just grabbed
the most powerful weapon on earth.
Major bummer.
They've got macc. We've got to stop them.
Destroy the turtles.
Oh, no.
It's going to fire.
[CLICKING]
Didn't you hear me?
I said destroy the turtles.
I reckon you hombres
are headed for the last roundup.
The docilator failed.
Dance, you varmints.
Dance.
Sure thing. Um...
You want a waltz or fox trot?
You can even lead if you want.
Shredder and those creeps are getting away.
So what else is new?
Are you ok?
We thought your diodes got scrambled
by that device of shredder's.
I did feel a bit reprogrammed for a moment,
but I didn't like those fellows.
They're too violent.
You don't like violence?
But you're programmed to be a warrior.
I was a factory reject.
Oh, I'd love to do an interview with him.
Macc--the robot warrior from the future...
An April O'Neill exclusive.
Gosh. I feel so important.
Make it fast, April.
The army's going to be after him.
Another failure, shredder?
You have an almost perfect record.
If that stupid docilator of yours had worked--
I'm tired of your miserable excuses.
I've made a new and improved docilator--
one that cannot fail.
Then you shall have the robot.
I vow it.
Cross your heart and hope to die?
What heart?
Shredder, you're my kind of guy.
Great interview, macc.
Glad to oblige, ma'am.
Now let's get going.
Hold on.
Number five, what brings you here?
Macc, that's a TV camera.
Oh, how weird.
It looks just like my brother.
This sure beats riding the subway.
So much to learn.
I need to learn more.
Which way is your nearest data bank repository?
Data bank repository?
He means the public library.
That way. That way.
Great ninjas, yes.
Great readers, no.
They have a security guard
so keep it quiet.
Hmm. Truly fascinating.
Whoa! Awesome!
Talk about your speed reading.
Hey, you!
What do you guys think you're doing?
Inputting data
and having a wonderful time doing it.
A wise guy, huh? I'll input you.
No problem, sir.
Uh, we'll pick up all these books.
Come on, fellas, pitch in.
Wait a minute.
You're that robot the army's looking for.
Yes. It's nice to be wanted.
And you're the crooks who swiped it.
There will be no violence.
Hey.
Oops.
That was fun.
I think it's time
we checked out of this library.
In fact, we're overdue.
Stop, you creeps, come back.
It appears you kind of blew it, dude.
But that guard was about to become violent.
I detest violence.
I kind of feel the same way
about underwear with hearts on 'em.
This is our sensei splinter.
[COWBOY VOICE] Howdy, partner.
Huh-huh-huh-howdy.
Hey, come see my workshop, macc.
I've got lots more data to amass.
All right! Amass mondo data.
Ow!
You pack quite a wallop.
Sorry. Since my arrival,
my circuits don't feel quite right.
W-what happened?
It appears your primitive image receiver
just bit the dust.
Primitive?
We've still got 28 payments left.
I've run a few tests on macc,
and that trip through time
must've done something to his circuits.
They're deteriorating rapidly.
So, what does that mean?
It means that he's becoming a real danger
to himself and others.
He's going to blow up.
I cannot harm my friends.
I must disappear.
Huh?
Bushwhackers.
This will slow you down.
You will go to the surface and wait for me.
Ooh, but, boss, krang told us
to bring the robot back to the technodrome.
He'll get his plaything soon enough.
After I've amused myself for a while.
Fellas, macc is gone.
He must've heard us talking about him.
He won't last 5 minutes
out there in the big city.
He is an innocent in our world.
He could cause great harm.
Yeah, especially to anyone near him when he explodes.
A great interview, April.
Thanks, chief.
Viewers will love the gimmick
of a peace-loving military robot
from the future.
We just got word that some berserko robot
is attacking a police station.
Macc!
Ooh! So much for your peace-loving robot.
Where are you going?
To cover that story...
And to warn the turtles.
Chaos. Destruction.
I love it.
Hurry, fellas.
Macc is on a rampage.
We see him, April. Thanks.
Scope it out, dudes.
Looks like nuke city.
I can't believe macc would do this.
Believe it.
Attack!
Destroy the turtles.
It's shredder.
He's got macc under his control.
He's about to open fire.
Hit the pavement!
I love the smell of lasers in the morning.
Whoa! Ooh!
He sure has changed from the macc we used to know.
I kind of liked the old one better.
More targets.
I want more targets.
Wow. What a scene.
Ow!
April, you ok?
Forget me.
Look what that crazy robot did to my camera.
Macc can't help it.
That device shredder's using to control him
is speeding things up.
He could self-destruct at any moment.
I'd kind of like to be out of the neighborhood
when he goes kaboom.
It won't matter what neighborhood you're in.
There's enough destructive force in macc
to level this entire city.
Shredder, bring that robot down here
before the turtles find you.
Those retched reptiles will never find me.
I've changed my image.
Look, while those turtles
are searching abandoned warehouses
and roach-infested tenements,
I'll be luxuriating here.
Just how are you paying for all this?
I borrowed your alien express card.
I never leave technodrome without it.
Ohh!
Boo-hoo.
Oh.
Macc must've gone this way.
It looks like the dude's gone bad.
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
Well, maybe not all bad.
Hmm, I've got a feeling
that macc is purposely leaving us
a trail to follow.
I hope you're right.
Aah! Aah!
Something tells me this is the place.
You and your nutty hunches.
Let's go, turtles.
I'm ruined.
That's the last time
I rent a room to a bunch of bachelors.
Do you know which way they went?
Need you ask? [SOBS]
They left a trail of burn marks...
And it leads to the basement.
Makes sense.
Shredder is always sinking to new depths.
A transport module.
And it's getting away.
But they left a spare.
Now we can follow them.
Yeow! Yeow!
We've got to get past those foot soldiers first.
Allow me, guys.
Hey, dudes.
Don't forget your luggage.
Quick. Everyone inside.
You sure you can drive one of these things?
How tough can it be?
Bebop and rock steady do it all the time.
Hey! Aah!
Ohh!
Here's the plan.
When the time portal opens,
you will lead an army of your fellow robots
back into this dimension.
Yes, master.
Ooh, I love the sound of that word.
Soon I will have an army of eager robots
at my command.
But the energy drain will destroy that one.
Good.
Then we'll no longer have to listen
to his atrocious cowboy dialect.
What's that?
Incoming transport module.
It's carrying the turtles.
Coming to rescue their robot friend,
no doubt.
We should make our uninvited guests feel welcome.
Foot soldiers,
front and center on the double.
I wonder where everyone is.
They could have at least
left the light on for us.
Ooh. Surprise.
Oops.
Pretty bizarro place, huh, dudes?
Yeah, it's like a cartoonist's nightmare.
I heard that.
Your nightmares have just begun.
Soon your robotic friend
will return to his dimension
and bring back an army of super warriors.
You can't do that to macc.
Can't I?
Just watch.
[ELECTRIC SIZZLE]
Don't fret, partners.
We've got the drop on these varmints.
He's free of krang's control.
Fabuloso.
Yeah! Yeah!
Ahh, we did it.
Those blasted turtles. They're loose.
Well, don't just stand there,
you bug brains,
get them.
ALL: Aah!
All right, macc. Way to go, buddy!
Thanks.
Hey, thanks, dude.
No problemo, dude.
Where are my rock soldiers?
Attack.
Why--you can't do this to me!
Macc, behind you!
The time portal-- it's open.
Macc, you better boogie.
I don't want to go back.
Too much war and violence.
Listen up, amigo.
If you don't go, you're going to blow.
Hey, you can be a warrior for peace
in your own era.
A warrior for peace. I like it.
Adios, partners.
♪ I'm an old cowhand ♪
♪ from the Rio Grande ♪♪
My treasured inventions destroyed.
That'll teach you to mess with us.
Yeah. We're lean, we're green,
and we're mean.
Scarf this one down, dudes.
There's more pizza coming right up.
I'm glad macc got back to his own era.
I'm glad he was on our side.
Yeah, that dude could really sling a mean laser.
Macc was a good friend,
but he belongs in his own time.
Yeah, splinter's right.
He could have done a lot of damage if he'd stayed.
Oh, no. The pizza.
Oh, what a bummer.
Who needs macc to cause damage?
We've got Michelangelo.
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